Although I missed the first Tease-o-rama convention (I was in San Francisco for the Sex Workers’ Film Fest, where Erochica Bamboo performed), I did make it to perform in TOR 2002 and I am very fortunate to know Baby Doe, one of the true pioneers of the burlesque community. I love the way she and Alison Fensterstock and Alan Parowski have worked to enable the burlesque community, and what amazing resources they’ve provided for it. Baby Doe has a beautiful, generous, fun-loving spirit that’s irresistible onstage and off, and I’m happy to have an opportunity to present this interview with her! Read more

In fan workshops, once we master some of the hand positions, we talk about the conceal/reveal opportunities afforded by fans. Although of course we play with the bigger ostrich feather fans, we also play with several different sizes and types of fans.

Fan dancing has a history outside of burlesque fan-dancing, as well, and a search for “fan dance” on youtube locates videos featuring Asian and Spanish dances having nothing to do with burlesque, as well as bellydance videos. I’ve seen all these translated for a burlesque audience, as well as fire fans and fighting fans! Read more

Remember Jammie Thomas, the single mom that lost her suit against the RIAA and was ordered to pay $220,000 for participating in P2P file sharing? Well, the Department of Justice has told her to pony up.

Although Thomas illegally shared a total of 1,702 songs over the Kazaa file-sharing network, the RIAA only focused on 24 songs. Statutes allow for damages between $750 and $30,000 per infringement, with a maximum of $150,000 for a willful violation. A jury of her peers ordered Thomas to pay $9,250 for each of the 24 songs she “stole.” Read more

“Now I know some of you may not trust your gut…yet. But with my help you will. The ‘truthiness’ is anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news…at you.” – Stephen Colbert

A functional society is an ecosystem of co-operative and competitive systems. These entities provide strength, balance, and hopefully a capacity to fight toxins in their midst. A dysfunctional society, therefore, is one in which certain organisms grow too powerful and dangerous as a result of other individuals or other institutions being unwilling or unable to check their excesses. These monsters grow large with the ability to do tremendous damage. But even with nothing standing in their way, sometimes even the most powerful organisms die. They may rape their environment until it becomes uninhabitable, or they could prove unable to adapt to a new climate, or they might become infected and zombified. Read more

I couldn’t believe it: the system actually worked. Not only did they get me hook, line, and sinker, but I loved every minute of it. It started innocently enough—F/X posted some webisodes for their returning series “The Riches” on iTunes. They were 1-2 minute shorts of a father showing his kids some simple short-changing cons (“No, I gave you a twenty!”). Before I knew it, I had consumed the show on nearly every possible platform, and, to my surprise, the digital journey ultimately led me right back to my television. Read more

“G-Men! Money Line. G-Men! Money Line.”- Brooklyn Resident yelling to no one in particular the day before the Superbowl XLII.

I watch Manning get sacked and my heart stops. But then, inexplicably, he isn’t. He runs free, away from the pocket and throws an almost-spiral to the middle of the field. The confidence on that ball means a reception. So my heart stops again when I see Rodney Harrison jump up, grab Tyree’s left hand and reach for but miss the right, which is pinning the ball to the receiver’s helmet. Inexplicably, Tyree, with Harrison attached, falls 8 feet out of the air, hits the ground, and still has one hand and one helmet on the ball. Jim screams, “He caught it with his BRAIN!” Read more

The pilot season is dead. Long live the pilot season.

In the last issue of ALARM, I offered a list of shows to tide you over during the desolate months of the writers’ strike. Hopefully you found something to treat your TV fix, but now it’s back to business. The writers and producers have resolved their differences, and settled on an absurdly intricate deal that involves fractions of pennies worth of compensation for the digital exploitation of television shows. As the scribes of Hollywood return to their laptops, we’ll see many of our favorite shows return for what remains of this season. Hopefully for the networks, writers, and producers, audiences will return as well. Read more

You know the theory about light and distant stars? That it takes so long for light to travel to Earth that some stars appear to be shining when they have actually burned out long ago? That’s how artists should be thinking about major-label record deals. The industry has burned so long on the fossil fuel of major-label cash, they still appear to be relevant. Are they?

New so-called “360 deals” on major labels want a piece of everything the artist makes. They get their name because they take revenue from all sides of the pie—sales, touring, licensing, publishing, acting, modeling, merchandise—you name it. Read more

thewirecollumnpicforweb.jpgHopefully, by the time you read this, the Writers Guild of America (WGA) strike will be over and television will be back to the business of making new, scripted programs. As I’m writing this, the Directors Guild of America (DGA) has already secured a deal with the producers, and the writers are headed back to the negotiating table. Really, I don’t see how much longer we can go with “American Gladiators” being one of the only “new” shows on television. Read more

therewillbebloodcolumn.jpgDaniel Day-Lewis is my favorite American actor, even though he’s not American and rarely acts. In his last two major motion pictures, Day-Lewis brilliantly projects both sides of a quintessential American coin. In Martin Scorsese’s Gangs of New York, Bill the Butcher is the embodiment of raw political talent. Likewise, Daniel Plainview is a flawless portrait of economic determination in Paul Thomas Anderson’s There Will Be Blood. Read more

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